Pass The Ax!

[Kazekage Kamelot]

Ok if you have never heard of this before, what you do is write a poem basically about the ax. At the beggining you have to take the ax, and the end you either drop it or leave it somewhere or pass it. Do not hold onto it others will want a try.

This can be alot of fun, but it can easily get out of hand. The game is ment to be fun, kill anime characters, real life characters, anyone you want, you dont even have to kill them, you can just say something like i throw the ax at W.Bush, and i missed, slicing his pants, look at that toosh. Just as an example or you can murder him it really dont matter.

Warning, i have had people before were they get a little too graphic. please i do not want to hear that your trampling on someones *guts*(using that to be less graphic) and how you ate their flesh. The idea of the game is to basically be random and just go nuts, turn the ax into a spike, change it up, make it random and have fun with it. Please dont ruin it for everyone else.

When i first made this game on GamerHub Forums almost 8 years ago, it lasted 3 years and was one of the biggest games we had, but people lost interest after some poeple got graphic. So again ill stress just have fun with it.

To start things off...

The Ax is on the Shelf in the basement of the Daisuke Niwa's House!

(i now leave it to one of you to start, it can be a long poem or short just make sure that its a POEM and not a story. Ex. Reference my W.Bush line and how it rhymes!!!!)

[Skadi]

"Grabs the axe with pure intent, it was not well spent.
However you put it, the axe was merciless in its
attacks, be it from the backs of folks, side on or direct.

It had the same effect, each and every time.
A simple poke, to a bloke, woman or child.
Mild its flavour and potent its aroma.

It was the axe of a generation, that
withstood a condemnation.

Love it always and it shall return the favour
a hundred fold, as it was told, from a different prespective.
of a simple guy who loved eating chicken thighs...." O.o


*passes the axe through a fax at my house, to the
next dude, please don't think of it as food.....* >.<

[Kazekage Kamelot]

Finally someone responded.. time to get this rolling...

I took your axe and swang it through like butter
When I cut back you better run, duck, and cover.
You know your jugular well, it's gone
I blacked out last night and realized in the morning
Gotta dig another hole in the backyard
Run get me a shovel, it ain't that hard
And understand that I got a hairpin trigger wrist
When I squeeze it off, haha, you get the gist.

Perhaps I had a relapse
I seen a pretty pretty neck
And I couldn't relax
I cut through it
I throw knives with precision
But it's noting like the feeling
Of committing the incision
Flip it over, a radio program
I pound his head into a bloody pizza
With the hammer
Threw it into the sky and let it stick in my back
And passed out at Kawaii's front porch like that.
so i passed the ax...

[Skadi]

That sounds like an Insane Clown Posse song.... SWEET!!!!!
(it is an icp song, you dirty little cheater person you!) *pouts*

"I grab the ax with a shattered heart feeling
as my face started peeling, with rage for the
dude that stole my centre stage.

I wanted him dead, demolished, decomposed,
like all my foes that messed with me,
but there is a slight fee, for my services
which involves some death metal to the foot pedal.

Kick drums I be talking about, walking about, stalking about....
my enemies of the echo side universe, this is a silly verse,

but a wise one all the same, because it grants me fame....
for butchering a bloke, simple minded folk, with my bloody
ax made out of nothing but ticktacks! ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~"

+++ I threw the ax with such force
that it made kaze coarse, with a
silent, undisputed annoyance in his

throat. Like he could talk, he was
in a boat when he recieved ax in hand
slipping into his fingers like sand. +++

[Kazekage Kamelot]

the idea of the game came from their song yes.. and i used the lyrics in my first response to give you a better example of how it should be. since your first one wasnt near graphic enough LOL!.

[Skadi]

I don't like violence very much.... *pouts heavily*
Can't we make it non-violent please! ^^

[Kazekage Kamelot]

you can make yours w/e you want, I myself prefer to slash and bash... turn the ax into flowers for all I care... just make sure it gets back to an ax before you pass it on!

[Skadi]

Okies dokies! Well you should start us off again...
since its your threadie, also I gave the ax to you as well

[Kazekage Kamelot]

you start it off, ill take from your fairy lead